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12-24-2007
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  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Your Mom
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 | Why can't Santa exist? A holiday themed 'forum game', why can't santa exist? Just continue on... 1. Walmart (Their latest commercial was basically telling every kid in america Santa doesn't exist "Save money, live better", can't we sue them for that?) 2. Many houses lack chimneys. ... |
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12-24-2007
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 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seven blocks down from your drug dealer
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 | Re: Why can't Santa exist? 3. Because santa is fat, and everyone knows a supporter of obesity wouldn't be so jolly as to give kids presents.. now of course if santa went on a diet.. (END OF MILK AND COOKIES, BRING IN THE CELERY STICKS!!) |
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12-25-2007
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 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: America, CT
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 | Re: Why can't Santa exist? 4.Because by now he would have been hit by a plane or helicopter at some point. Maker of American Colonization<br />Co-maker of AZW2 with Augar (In progress)<br />Founder of Clan TLA on East |
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12-26-2007
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| Re: Why can't Santa exist? santa doesn't exist??!~!??!?!?!?! |
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| Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Seven blocks down from your drug dealer
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