5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made

Mr. Zero · 06-16-2008

Like almost every other being on this planet with functional eyes and opposable thumbs, I've spent the last month playing Grand Theft Auto IV and neglecting my loved ones. I've only just now gotten beyond the novelty factor of Liberty City enough to honestly consider the game itself, and I have reluctantly come to this conclusion:

It is sh!t.

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Flying_Piggy · 06-16-2008

"To be fair, you could just assume I suck at this game" is what he said near the end...

This is kinda like the Halo review, he attacked a crouch button, the jump button and went on for paragraphs about them...

Why are the reviews always made by people who suck at the game?

EtherealCookie · 06-16-2008

Eh.

I didn't even bother with it. I don't like over-hyped games, and GTA... Vice City was fun up till I got bored, which was half-way through.
I didn't bother with any others, if the game wasted time implementing a prostitute AI, while it could've put that time for something better then helping 40 year old virgins get off, then wtf? Retarded game. I'm sure its fun though, I just don't like games like GTA too much.

shado1212 · 06-18-2008

ya i got gta and only played for a week before i got bored. A even more game i was disappointed in was haze. Hazes campaign is short and online is boring. It is not worth $60

EtherealCookie · 06-18-2008

Haze came out? Wtf? HOLY ****. BURST LIMIT CAME OUT TOO? Oh my god, I need to pay more attention to console game news. FFS, I need to rush to the store to buy burst limit now.

shado1212 · 06-19-2008

dont get haze through it sucks

EtherealCookie · 06-19-2008

HUSH FOOL, BURST LIMIT!

And Soul Calibur is coming next month?! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

shado1212 · 06-20-2008

if ur gonna get any game get metal gear solid 4 the game is amazing

EtherealCookie · 06-20-2008

...

Dude.

Its some shooter on a console. Its not that big.

Games I want:

DBZ: Burst Limit
Tekken 6
Soul Calibur IV (IV I believe? not sure.)
Kingdom Hearts 3

Damn it, dad said he'd take me to the store today but hes coming home late -_-

King Stubby · 06-20-2008

Metal Gear isn't just "some shooter on a console."

It's a spy secretive mission shooter on a console. thing.

EtherealCookie · 06-20-2008

I don't see people punching the **** out of each other and throwing **** at each other and screaming and turning their hair yellow or pulling iout swords and smashing each other or turning into demons and I don't see any DISNEY CHARACTERS IN IT!

shado1212 · 06-20-2008

when does kingdom hearts 3 come out

EtherealCookie · 06-21-2008

No clue, I totally want it.

As well as Star Wars the force unleashed but as I've said a numerous times I'll be less focusing on gaming at that time so meh.

06-16-2008	#2
Flying_Piggy Join Date: May 2008 Location: Where do I live? Flying Piggies migrate constantly... Posts: 650	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made "To be fair, you could just assume I suck at this game" is what he said near the end... This is kinda like the Halo review, he attacked a crouch button, the jump button and went on for paragraphs about them... Why are the reviews always made by people who suck at the game? Is it a bird, is it a plane? I'm evil incarnate. I'm insanely powerful. I'm... FLYING PIGGY!

06-16-2008	#3
EtherealCookie Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,514	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made Eh. I didn't even bother with it. I don't like over-hyped games, and GTA... Vice City was fun up till I got bored, which was half-way through. I didn't bother with any others, if the game wasted time implementing a prostitute AI, while it could've put that time for something better then helping 40 year old virgins get off, then wtf? Retarded game. I'm sure its fun though, I just don't like games like GTA too much.

06-18-2008	#4
shado1212 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 157	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made ya i got gta and only played for a week before i got bored. A even more game i was disappointed in was haze. Hazes campaign is short and online is boring. It is not worth $60

06-18-2008	#5
EtherealCookie Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,514	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made Haze came out? Wtf? HOLY ****. BURST LIMIT CAME OUT TOO? Oh my god, I need to pay more attention to console game news. FFS, I need to rush to the store to buy burst limit now.

06-19-2008	#6
shado1212 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 157	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made dont get haze through it sucks

06-20-2008	#8
shado1212 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 157	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made if ur gonna get any game get metal gear solid 4 the game is amazing

06-20-2008	#10
King Stubby Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Underground Posts: 5,865	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made Metal Gear isn't just "some shooter on a console." It's a spy secretive mission shooter on a console. thing. And now, directly from chip's signature...

06-21-2008	#13
EtherealCookie Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,514	Re: 5 Reasons GTA IV Is The Worst Great Game Ever Made No clue, I totally want it. As well as Star Wars the force unleashed but as I've said a numerous times I'll be less focusing on gaming at that time so meh.

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