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12-29-2007
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 |  Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism. Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult. They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness." Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession. The initiative was revealed by 82-year-old Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican "exorcistinchief," to the online Catholic news service Petrus. "Thanks be to God, we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on," he said. Read on! |
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12-30-2007
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan better send an exorcist to gamerisle.com  so they're training catholic swat teams everywhere?  And now, directly from chip's signature...  |
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12-30-2007
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 | Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan Everyone get yur holy-water-guns.. |
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12-30-2007
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan the apostle has cleared the nest! i repeat, the apostle has cleared the nest! agent 5, do you have the holy water cannon ready? SIR YES SIR! fire at will boys! *squirt*..... *squirt*.... And now, directly from chip's signature... |
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01-03-2008
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan Think they should ask Hellboy if he helps 'em. Maybe he'll lend them some of his special amunition (can you remember the movie? ^^)... Also what does happen if the cultists start firing back ... what are they useing? Blood? ^^ (Tides of BLOOD) or maybe they use unholy water (same as blessed water means its still H2O) - like a big schildrens birthday ... until one starts crying 'Mommy!' and runs home +.~ |
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01-12-2008
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan This is when the atheists should see their opprotunity, if Satanists and Catholics are fighting in the open, take them both out at once! Don't need holy or unholy water, use boiling salt water (which would be slightly less salty), that'll teach them to care about things! |
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01-15-2008
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan Well I don't think they're fighting in the open. The pope wants every church to train at least 1 exorcist. So if a church person sees an emo, all "hell" will break loose! SATAN MADE YOU CUT YOUR WRISTS! OMG! SAVE HIM, JESUS! Then the emo tells them that they cut their own wrists! OMG HES POSSESSED! And now, directly from chip's signature... |
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01-15-2008
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan Quote:
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01-25-2008
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan Wait....how again is BATMAN a tag for this thread...??? o.o "If ignorance is bliss, you must be very happy!" - Anonymous |
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01-25-2008
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| Re: Pope deploys Exorcist Squads to wage war on Satan Lol... i dont know but this is getting pretty funny... so are you saying that priests in my church are going to be carring sub-machineguns or somthin? For the Banana BRead Empire |
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